George Carlin’s been working the crowd since “the counterculture” became “the over-the-counter culture” around or so; his new book, Brain Droppings. 61 quotes from Brain Droppings: ‘People say, ‘I’m going to sleep now,’ as if it were nothing. But it’s really a bizarre activity. ‘For the next several h. The Paperback of the Brain Droppings by George Carlin at Barnes & Noble. FREE Shipping on $ or more!.

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Stuff at home, stuff in the garage, stuff at your parents’ house maybestuff in storage, stuff in Honolulu, and stuff on the plane. Not one I’m keeping. Brain Droppings Quotes Showing of Where did they get this stuff? Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest georeg your family.

Sometimes you go on vacation, and you gotta take some of your stuff. Jun 29, Menglong Youk rated it it was amazing Shelves: After reading, I wrote Mr. He claims to love individuals but despises when they start to form groups and tribes.

Brain Droppings Quotes

There’s lots of places in a hotel to put your stuff. Or whatever room they put you in, there’s usually a dresser or a nightstand, and there’s never any room on it for your stuff.

Not even the vaporizer? Bottom line is that just like his stand up acts he starts with a bang and I slowly lost interest. Mar 08, Donna Davis rated it did not like it Shelves: That’s right, my friend! I’ll bet you do.


Actually, your parents threw that stuff out long ago. Two weeks, two big suitcases. No one cares about a bunch of people killed by a number. I didn’t want to walk away without leaving a footprint, though.

Carlin did not do this. He was just a rotten guy with a dirty mouth. He often took on contemporary political issues in the United States and satirized the excesses of American culture.

Still, this is my kind of humor: The day he died I sat down and wept like a baby.

Bruce was edgy for a cause To say I read this book is deceptive. Highly recommend picking this one up for a good laugh but if you are unfamiliar with his comedy be warned he can be a bit vulgar if that would offend you.

I happen to really like him because he says exactly what he thinks, and he carlij things most of us never consider. They would stop functioning almost completely, except deep in their minds they would have adventures and experiences that were completely impossible in real life.

Quick–hide the paper before Daddy sees it!

Brain Droppings – Wikipedia

No, especially when it’s not a movie. He had me laughing out loud as I flew down the highway toward home. Refresh and try again. Have you ever noticed when you visit someone else’s house, you never quite feel at home?


Brain Droppings

I think that the late George Carlin was probably one of the funniest men who ever graced the entertainment industry. And, of course, after that it’s just a small step to full-blown sociopath. Brain Droppings is a collection of materials that George Carlin used for his stand-up comedy. For longtime Carlin fans, the book also contains complete versions of two of his most famous monologues, ” A Place for My Stuff ” and “Baseball and Football”.

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Brain Droppings by George Carlin

I did not hear back from him during the school year, which was carlln, according to our teacher, and soon summer began. Jul 28, Michael Kress rated it liked it Shelves: And so you fly to Honolulu, and you claim your stuff–if the airline didn’t drop it in the ocean–and you go to the hotel, and the first thing you do is put carpin your stuff.

Oct 17, lit. I think that speaks for itself. Sign in with Facebook Sign in options.

That’s why there are so many subway murders; no one has a car.